Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that.
I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.
If you want to live like a Republican, vote like a Democrat.
I admire that about the Republicans: The evidence does not faze them. They are not bothered at all by the facts.
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sometimes I feel like the fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs.
You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say.
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