John Cleese Funny Quotes

Quotes about: Funny

• If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

  John Cleese

  Funny, Animal, Meat

  "W.T.F.?". Book by H. M. Leathem, 2006.

• You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

  John Cleese

  Funny, Life, Sarcastic

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well.

  John Cleese

  Funny, Sports, Sarcastic

• Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies

  John Cleese

  Funny, Sarcastic, Trying

• The English contribution to world cuisine: the chip.

  John Cleese

  Funny, Sarcastic, World

  "Fictional character: Otto". "A Fish Called Wanda", 1988.

• Yes it's her husband. She hasn't got over it. Died thirty years ago.

  John Cleese

  Funny, Husband, Years

  John Cleese, Connie Booth (2001). “The Complete Fawlty Towers”

• years ago we would have been burned for this. Now what I am suggesting is that we've advanced.

  John Cleese

  Funny, Sarcastic, Years

• Manuel will show you to your rooms - if you're lucky.

  John Cleese

  Funny, Sarcastic, Lucky

  John Cleese, Connie Booth (2001). “The Complete Fawlty Towers”

• A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed.

  John Cleese

  Funny, Sarcastic, Should Have

  John Cleese, Connie Booth (2001). “The Complete Fawlty Towers”, p.164, Da Capo Press

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