Charlie Chaplin Funny Quotes

Quotes about: Funny

• Life can be wonderful if you're not afraid of it. All it takes is courage, imagination ... and a little dough

  Charlie Chaplin

  Funny, Life, Courage

• A day without laughter is a day wasted.

  Charlie Chaplin

  Funny, Good Morning, Happiness

• All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.

  Charlie Chaplin

  Funny, Girl, Humor

  My Autobiography ch. 10 (1964)

• Life is laughter when seen in a long shot, but it is a tragedy when seen in a close-up.

  Charlie Chaplin

  Funny, Life, Laughter

• To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is not always opportune.

  Charlie Chaplin

  Funny, Friendship, Humor

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ was President.

  Charlie Chaplin

  Funny, Jesus, Humorous

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• I like friends as I like music - when I am in the mood.

  Charlie Chaplin

  Funny, Friendship, Humor

• Quebec from the boat looked like the ramparts where Hamlet's ghost might have walked.

  Charlie Chaplin

  Funny, Humorous, Might

• When we got off the streetcar at Times Square, it was somewhat of a letdown. Newspapers were blowing about the road and pavement, and Broadway looked seedy, like a slovenly woman just out of bed.

  Charlie Chaplin

  Funny, New York, Humorous

• In this book I do not intend to give a blow-by-blow description of a sex bout: I find them inartistic, clinical and unpoetic. The circumstances that lead up to sex I find more interesting.

  Charlie Chaplin

  Funny, Sex, Humorous

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