Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.
You know the trouble with real life? There's no danger music.
I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.
Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.
I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter.
Don't you just hate it, when you are in bed with three beautiful women, and the least attractive one whispers: save it for me!
If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.
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