Charles E. McKenzie Quotes

• Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal.

  Charles E. McKenzie

  Mushrooms, Advice, Kind

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• The courage to speak must be matched by the wisdom to listen.

  Charles E. McKenzie

  Wise, Wisdom, Clever

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• Education helps you earn more. But not many schoolteachers can prove it.

  Charles E. McKenzie

  Education, Teaching, Helping

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• There is always something to be thankful for. If you can't pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not one of your creditors.

  Charles E. McKenzie

  Being Thankful, Pay, Bills

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• Free advice is often overpriced.

  Charles E. McKenzie

  Advice, Free Advice

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• Choice, not chance, determines destiny.

  Charles E. McKenzie

  Destiny, Weight Loss, Choices

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• The biggest farce of man's history has been the argument that wars are fought to save civilization.

  Charles E. McKenzie

  War, Men, Civilization

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• It's a pleasure to give advice, humiliating to need it, normal to ignore it.

  Charles E. McKenzie

  Giving, Advice, Needs

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• Isn't it wonderful how dogs can win friends and influence people without ever reading a book.

  Charles E. McKenzie

  Friendship, Dog, Reading

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• Sign on a High School bulletin board in Dallas: Free every Monday through Friday-knowledge. Bring your own containers.

  Charles E. McKenzie

  Friday, Monday, School

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• People who recognize that money won't buy happiness are still willing to see if credit cards will do the trick.

  Charles E. McKenzie

  People, Cards, Credit

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• Nobody is sicker than the man who is sick on his day off.

  Charles E. McKenzie

  Men, Sick, Days Off

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• In a bureaucracy, they shoot the bull, pass the buck, and make seven copies of everything.

  Charles E. McKenzie

  Bulls, Bucks, Seven

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• Schoolteachers are not fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday.

  Charles E. McKenzie

  Education, Rain, Teaching

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• Nothing grieves a child more than to study the wrong lesson and learn something he wasn't suppose to.

  Charles E. McKenzie

  Education, Children, Teaching

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• Bureaucrats live on the fat of the land, while the rest of us stay skinny laboring to pay their salaries.

  Charles E. McKenzie

  Land, Salary, Pay

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• Etc. is a perfect word-when you can't think of the right one.

  Charles E. McKenzie

  Thinking, Perfect, Etc

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• Playing golf is like raising children. You keep thinking you'll do better next time.

  Charles E. McKenzie

  Children, Golf, Thinking

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