Lesson #456 of high school life: Never, EVER trust an alarm clock.
I'm a creature of the night for God's sake And she wants me home by eleven?
Vlad had found himself longing to encounter those of his own kind, to travel to the streets of Elysia-that far away world, but after a while it seemed more of a fairy tale than anything else. Like Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, only with fangs.
According to his dad's journal, vampires had been through some of the worst epidemics in history. And apparently, during the days of the Black Plague, their biggest complaint had been rotten "food".
Growing older is mandatory, but growing up is optional.
Morning, sunshine." Vlad blinked at her. "Morning, sulfuric acid." "Pardon me?" "Well, isn't it just kinda wrong to call a vampire 'sunshine'?
Someday, my young friend, you'll find out that girls are actually people too. Just like you and me.
Could you get O positive this time? That's my favorite.
Wrong. Enemies don't fight with such determined passion. That kind of focus is reserved for friends at odds with one another." pg 69 Tomas to Vlad
Kid, not everything in life can be summed up neatly in a paragraph. No book has all of the answers. Not even the really good ones. You have to find the answers yourself sometimes.
Henry held up his taco- formerly Vlad's- and grinned. " Little known fact, gentlemen. Tacos are the food of genius." pg248 Henry to Vlad & Joss
She raised a sharp eyebrow at him. "Vlad, no offense, but look at you. If you're not a vampire, you're clearly the most anemic goth I've ever seen."... "We believed you. Because that's what friends do." pg267 October to Vlad
If citizens followed their leaders' example throughout history, the human race would have died out centuries ago.
I'm too tired to reign over vampirekind, let alone enslave the human race.
Dude, you're a vampire. EVERY day sucks for you.
Henry shrugged. "I've kissed plenty of girls." "I'm not talking about your mom,dork.
Mulling this over, Vlad wiped her lip gloss from his lips with the back of his hand.Vampires, after all, didn't sparkle.
Vlad twisted his wrist, pinching his fingers together, spinning the bronze coin on the table. When it fell, he picked it up and did it again, counting. Thirty-two times it had fallen Slayer Society up. Twenty-two times it was down.
Don't you find any irony in a vampire sucking up?
this is the best year ever because i am reading the chronicles of vladimir tod
Getting staked had been a hard lesson in choosing one's friends wisely.
...Your angry and jealous and in the mood to do some forceful dentistry
There's nothing you can do, Sirus. No one can do this for me, and no one can swoop in and rescue me every time I'm challenged. I have to do this on my own.
A crease found it's way onto Joss's forehead. Because he was certain that Sirus was wrong. Girls were more complicated than boys. Girls communicated in a language that only they understood. And Joss wasn't sure at all that he would ever understand them.
They'll torture you for months before killing you if you run" Otis shrugged, as if this was an everyday occurrence.
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