Russell Brand Quotes About Comedy

Quotes about: Comedy

• If your body is 90% water what have you got to drink water all the time for? Why can't you just have some crisps?

  Russell Brand

  Funny, Water, Body

• I used to binge-eat and make myself throw up. I was a fat kid. Obviously I didn't quite master the bulimia.

  Russell Brand

  Funny, Kids, Comedy

• When you bump into your own mom at an orgy, it's hard not to get her to read into certain things.

  Russell Brand

  Funny, Mom, Bumps

• On respect for the Queen: When I lick a stamp I always do it with my eyes closed.

  Russell Brand

  Funny, Queens, Eye

  FaceBook post by Russell Brand from May 01, 2013

• How long is it polite to continue to be interested in what someone says after they reveal they've got a boyfriend?

  Russell Brand

  Funny, Long, Comedy

• Even in name, he seems like a Victorian oddity. "Igor, fetch 'the Crouch' from the catacombs, we're going to the graveyard".

  Russell Brand

  Funny, Names, Oddities

• Amy Winehouse - her surname's beginning to sound like a description of her liver.

  Russell Brand

  Funny, Amy, Sound

  "30 years of the Brit awards: memorable moments" by Alexandra Topping, www.theguardian.com. February 16, 2010.

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