I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that's about as much cooking as I do.
Hot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods.
I'm not into animal rights. I'm only into animal welfare and health. I've been with the Morris Animal Foundation since the '70s. We're a health organization. We fund campaign health studies for dogs, cats, lizards and wildlife. I've worked with the L.A. Zoo for about the same length of time. I get my animal fixes!
Oh, I don't need sleep. I just went to my hotel room and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on the rocks.
During the Depression, my dad made radios to sell to make extra money. Nobody had any money to buy the radios, so he would trade them for dogs. He built kennels in the backyard, and he cared for the dogs.
Literally it’s the precise moment when dog doo turns white, but in general it refers to the type of person you don’t want to share your hoogencogles with.
Take personal responsibility. A lot of people go, 'Well, I'll get a dog because I have a kid and a kid needs a dog.' And it doesn't work out for that dog and the dog is on the street.
People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.
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