John Wayne Funny Quotes

Quotes about: Funny

• Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

  John Wayne

  Funny, Life, Leadership

• Give the American people a good cause, and there's nothing they can't lick.

  John Wayne

  Funny, Humor, America

  John Wayne, Carol Lea Mueller (2007). “The Quotable John Wayne: The Grit and Wisdom of an American Icon”, p.11, Taylor Trade Publications

• Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause ? you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

  John Wayne

  Funny, Movie, Girl

• Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, "I love you. . . . I want to marry you. . . . I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks.

  John Wayne

  Funny, Hurt, Children

• I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.

  John Wayne

  Funny, Country, Military

• Men forget everything; women remember everything.

  John Wayne

  Funny, Sports, Humor

• Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

  John Wayne

  Funny, Hate, Humor

• That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.

  John Wayne

  Funny, Sports, Humor

• If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget. . . . he didn't lose your number. . . . he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.

  John Wayne

  Funny, Humor, Men

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