The thing I longed for as a teenager is now an object of neglect and scorn. I've grown to hate my telephone.
Sometimes I want to clean up my desk and go out and say, respect me, I'm a respectable grown-up, and other times I just want to jump into a paper bag and shake and bake myself to death.
being funny is a way of being liked and a way of dealing with sadness.
Work is a way of shutting out ambiguous sentiment.
Bruce was a genius, conveniently born on Christmas Eve with, according to my mother, Messiah potential.
I'm perpetually curious as to what happened to all those supposed prodigies who were singled out while I and my coterie of far more interesting malcontents passed on.
One of the things about what . . . I do - writing plays - is that a poll is not taken before you say, Well, I'm going to write this because I think that you're going to like this and therefore you'll buy a ticket for this.
Follow AzQuotes on Facebook, Twitter and Google+. Every day we present the best quotes! Improve yourself, find your inspiration, share with friends
or simply: