True. There is a beautiful Jesus. He is frozen to his bones like a chunk of beef. How desperately he wanted to pull his arms in! How desperately I touch his vertical and horizontal axes! But I can't. Need is not quite belief.
Jesus saw the multitudes were hungry and He said, Oh Lord, send down a short-order cook.
I want to kiss God on His nose and watch Him sneeze and so do you. Not out of disrespect. Out of pique. Out of a man-to-man thing.
Then God spoke to me and said: People say only good things about Christmas. If they want to say something bad, they whisper.
When the cow gives blood and the Christ is born we must all eat sacrifices. We must all eat beautiful women.
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