He decided there was no point in telling her he'd looked in the fridge and seen none of these things. There'd just be some variation of his mother's standard crack about Male Refrigeration Blindness Syndrome.
Look, if some guy dressed in his mother's clothes breaks in, fight him off until I get my pants back on.
My mother says happy ever after's a bunch of bull.
Necessity is often the mother of balls
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