Does anyone need yet another politician caught with his pants down and money sticking in his hole?
Here comes Jesse Jackson, he talks of common ground. Does that common ground include me, or is it just a sound?
I'd breed a little liberal army in the wood, just like these redneck lunatics I see at the local bar with their tribe of mutant inbred piglets.
Senator, it has been reported that you have had illegal congress with your mother.
The president's dead, no one can find his head, its been missing for two weeks. But no one seemed to notice it.
All the people have gone to war leaving no interrogator to mind.
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