Barack Obama Funny Quotes

• You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig.

  Barack Obama

  Funny, Sarcastic, Pigs

  "US election: Put lipstick on a pig? Obama and McCain both use the expression that set off 'smear' claims" by Daniel Nasaw, www.theguardian.com. September 10, 2008.

• A sportswriter once referred to him as our future president. With a name like Kevin, I don't know whether that's possible.

  Barack Obama

  Funny, Nba, Names

• Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every name in the book. Lately he's called me a socialist for wanting to roll-back the Bush tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans so we can finally give tax relief to the middle class. I don't know what's next. By the end of the week he'll be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten. I shared my peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

  Barack Obama

  Funny, Sarcastic, Book

  "Obama Mocks Socialist Attacks: 'I Shared My Toys'" by Sam Stein, www.huffingtonpost.com. November 29, 2008.

• It is true, I worry about the hype. The only person more over-hyped than me is you.

  Barack Obama

  Funny, Sarcastic, Hype

  CNN Larry King Live, transcripts.cnn.com. October 19, 2006.

• It's not because John McCain doesn't care. It's because John McCain doesn't get it.

  Barack Obama

  Funny, Sarcastic, Care

  Democratic National Convention Presidential Nomination Acceptance, delivered 28 August 2008, INVESCO Field at Mile High Stadium, Denver, Colorado

• I'm so overexposed, I'm making Paris Hilton look like a recluse.

  Barack Obama

  Funny, Sarcastic, Wisdom

  "The Senator's Humble Beginning" by Mark Leibovich, www.washingtonpost.com. February 24, 2005.

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