I don't like to discuss my marriage, but I will tell you something which may sound corny but which happens to be true. I have steak at home. Why should I go out for hamburger?
On adultery: "Why fool around with hamburger when you have steak at home?
The only question I ever ask any woman is, 'what time is your husband coming home?'
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