Christopher Moore Quotes About Eating

Quotes about: Eating

• No one knows why, but second only to eating the brains of the living, the dead love affordable prefab furniture.

  Christopher Moore

  Brain, Furniture, Eating

• She was an alien, really - a sort of eating, pooping, tantrum machine - and he didn't understand anything about her species.

  Christopher Moore

  Machines, Tantrums, Aliens

  Christopher Moore (2009). “A Dirty Job: A Novel”, p.36, Harper Collins

• Well they're pissed off and they're hungry. I was kind of busy trying not to get my brains eaten. They seemed pretty adamant about the brain-eating thing. Then they're going to IKEA, I guess

  Christopher Moore

  Ikea, Brain, Trying

  Christopher Moore (2009). “The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror”, p.136, Hachette UK

• If they'd been dogs, they would have all been in the yard eating grass and trying to yak up whatever was making them feel so lousy. Not a bone gnawed, not a ball chased-all tails went unwagged. Oh, life is a fast cat, a short leash, a flea in that place where you just can't scratch.

  Christopher Moore

  Dog, Cat, Trying

  Christopher Moore (2009). “The Lust Lizard Of Melancholy Cove: Book 2: Pine Cove Series”, p.44, Hachette UK

• What this movie needs is more brain eating zombies.

  Christopher Moore

  Zombie, Brain, Needs

• It’s like he has this power over me—like I have an eating disorder and he’s a package of Oreo Double Stuff cookies.

  Christopher Moore

  Eating Disorder, Oreos, Cookies

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