Marilyn Monroe Funny Quotes

Quotes about: Funny

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  Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

  Marilyn Monroe

  Love, Funny, Relationship
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  If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

  Marilyn Monroe

  Love, Funny, Life

• I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.

  Marilyn Monroe

  Funny, Time, Calendars

• It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on.

  Marilyn Monroe

  Funny, Radio, Actresses

• If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.

  Marilyn Monroe

  Love, Funny, Life

• Suicide, is a persons privilege. I don't believe it's a sin or a crime it's your right if you do. Though it doesn't get you anywhere.

  Marilyn Monroe

  Funny, Inspiring, Suicide

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