There are only three things to be done with a woman. You can love her, suffer for her, or turn her into literature.
All my good reading, you might say, was done in the toilet. There are passages in Ulysses which can be read only in the toilet - if one wants to extract the full flavor of their content.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant.
Even if it doesn't work, there is something healthy and invigorating about direct action
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