Pet Quotes - Page 3

• We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.

  Rita Rudner

  Dog, Feet, Long

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• The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Funny, Dog, Humor

  Ambrose Bierce (2001). “The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary”, p.13, University of Georgia Press

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• Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.

  Roger Caras

  Faith, Dog, Animal

  Roger A. Caras (1982). “A Celebration of Dogs”, Crown

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• The misery of keeping a dog is his dying so soon. But, to be sure, if he lived for fifty years and then died, what would become of me?

  Walter Scott

  Dog, Sorry, Loss

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• Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

  Kinky Friedman

  Friendship, Dog, Money

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• It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?

  Eleanor Porter

  Dog, Cat, Canine

  Eleanor Porter (2003). “Pollyanna”, ePenguin

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• A house is not a home until it has a dog.

  Gerald Durrell

  Family, Dog, Home

  Gerald Durrell (1995). “Best dog stories”

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• A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.

  Mason Cooley

  Cat, People, Literature

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• Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.

  Milan Kundera

  Jealousy, Dog, Evil

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.

  Steven Wright

  Elephants, Comedy, Roommate

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  Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

  Mark Twain

  Funny, Cute, God

  Mark Twain (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Mark Twain (Illustrated)”, p.9262, Delphi Classics

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• Nothing but love has made the dog lose his wild freedom, to become the servant of man.

  D. H. Lawrence

  Dog, Men, Made

  D.H. Lawrence (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of D.H. Lawrence (Illustrated)”, p.8566, Delphi Classics

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• I've always been mad about cats.

  Vivien Leigh

  Cat, Mad, Irritated

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• All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Dog, Animal, Good Person

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• Animals don't lie. Animals don't criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.

  Betty White

  Lying, Animal, Don't Lie

  Betty White (2011). “If You Ask Me: (And of Course You Won't)”, p.15, Penguin

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• I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady.

  Juliette Lewis

  Cat, Kind, Imagine

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• I believe in animal rights, and high among them is the right to the gentle stroke of a human hand.

  Robert Breault

  Believe, Animal, Rights

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• My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.

  Billy Connolly

  Zoos, Parent, Comedy

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• Because the heart beats under a covering of hair, of fur, feathers, or wings, it is, for that reason, to be of no account?

  Jean Paul

  Heart, Rapper, Animal

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• Animals can communicate quite well. And they do. And generally speaking, they are ignored

  Alice Walker

  Animal, Ignored, Cruelty

  Alice Walker (1996). “Alice Walker Banned”

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• My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet.

  Edith Wharton

  Love, Dog, Animal

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• There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.

  Scott Adams

  Cat, Pay, Six

  "'Dilbert' creator on working at home, getting his voice back". www.cnn.com. November 7, 2007.

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• Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

  Isaac Asimov

  Sympathy, Death, Depressing

  Isaac Asimov (1988). “Fantastic voyage II: destination brain”

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• I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  People, Comedy, Stores

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• He who is cruel to animals becomes hard also in his dealings with men. We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals.

  Immanuel Kant

  Heart, Men, Animal

  Immanuel Kant (1963). “Lectures on ethics”

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