Housework can kill you if done right.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even things up. The trouble is that men, over the years, have developed an inflated notion of the importance of everything they do, so that before long they would turn housework into just as much of a charade as business is now. They would hire secretaries and buy computers and fly off to housework conferences in Bermuda, but they'd never clean anything.
There is a woman who swam around Manhattan, and I asked her, why? She said, it hadn't ever been done before. Well, she didn't have to do that. If she wanted to something no one had ever done before, all she had to do was vacuum my apartment.
Few tasks are more like the torture of Sisyphus than housework, with its endless repetition: the clean becomes soiled, the soiled is made clean, over and over, day after day.
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
Housework's the hardest work in the world. That's why men won't do it.
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.
When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.
Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization.
You won't do any more housework Then you go to the bin.
Perhaps all artists were, in a sense, housewives: tenders of the earth household.
I watched my mother waste her life on housework and swore I'd never do that. Dave does the cooking.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.
Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.
We labor to make a house a home, then every time we're expecting visitors, we rush to turn it back into a house.
If you are a writer you locate yourself behind a wall of silence and no matter what you are doing, driving a car or walking or doing housework you can still be writing, because you have that space.
Housework is the only activity at which men are allowed to be consistently inept because they are thought to be so competent at everything else.
The best time to plan a book is while you're doing the dishes.
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