But don't ever call her ex-boyfriends by his name.
I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.
Sooner or later we'll be looking back on everything and we'll laugh about it like we knew what all was happening
My feeling is, if a dog is that hard up to break free, let it go. It's like a boyfriend who wants to break up. We all know the old adage "If you set someone free, and he never comes back, then he was never yours." I understand the main fear with setting dogs loose is they could get hit by a car, but so could an ex boyfriend. That's just a chance you have to take.
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.
Boys say they don't mind how you get your hair done. But then they leave you for someone with really great standard girl hair and the next thing you know you're alone with a masculine crop crying into your granola.
When your ex says ‘You’ll never find anyone like me’. Say ‘that’s the point’.
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.
Reject your sense of injury, and the injury itself disappears.
I'll forget about you long enough to forget why I need to
I've given you my best, why does she get the best of you?
You started like a saint and now you've finished like a thief
Stones taught me to fly Love taught me to lie And life taught me to die So it's not hard to fall When you float like a cannonball.
I am a dreamer but when I wake, you can't break my spirit, it's my dreams you take
It's so hard to do and so easy to say but sometimes you just have to walk away
When did we fall apart? or did you lie from the start?
For me, once I've worked on something and it's finished, it's like an ex-boyfriend: you don't go back to them.
Everybody knows I have the ratchetest booty tattoo of an ex-boyfriend.
Are there moments when I see unrequited crushes or ex-boyfriends slow dancing with their dates and kind of want to stab myself in the spleen with a salad fork? Yeah, sure.
One of my mother's friends said to me, 'Your ex-boyfriends didn't stand a chance with you and your mother.' And I think I probably was unfair to them because she was the first person and the last person I called about every single thing. Sorry, ex-boyfriends.
I've surfed once in the gulf. I wouldn't really call it surfing. It was like an ex-boyfriend pushing me into the waves or something. That was my limited experience.
On tour, its either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. Youre just looking for any proof that youre not completely alone.
I get so mad about ex-boyfriends, but if a boy hurts me, I don't write a song about it. They don't deserve it!
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