Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat it's not as enjoyable; that's survival.
Suicide is the #1 killer of a person who is in a boat and happens to be passing under a bridge at the wrong time.
I went whale watching once. It was very similar to watching people on a boat become disappointed.
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