If you wants to get elected president, you'se got to think up some memoraboble homily so's school kids can be pestered into memorizin' it, even if they don't know what it means.
A parade is the worst form of transportation known to man.
Y'see, when you start to lick a national problem you have to go after the fundamentables. You want to cut down air pollution? Cut down the original source... Breathin!
Thank goodness modern convenience is a thing of the remote future.
A lump in the throat is worth two on the head.
Many years ago in a period commonly know as Next Friday Afternoon, there lived a King who was very Gloomy on Tuesday mornings because he was so Sad thinking about how Unhappy he had been on Monday and how completely Mournful he would be on Wednesday.
Traces of nobility, gentleness and courage persist in all people, do what we will to stamp out the trend. So, too, do those characteristics which are ugly. It is just unfortunate that in the clumsy hands of a cartoonist all traits become ridiculous, leading to a certain amount of self-conscious expostulation and the desire to join battle.
You got to be yourself, you got to discard all the bull and get YOU across ... and get what you have to say across.
Some is more equal than others, as is well known. (Tammananny Tiger)
You want to cut down air pollution? Cut down the original source... Breathin!
Man tries to swallow meaning whole as a dog would eat his dinner.
Follow AzQuotes on Facebook, Twitter and Google+. Every day we present the best quotes! Improve yourself, find your inspiration, share with friends
or simply: