Stan Freberg Quotes

• You can make sounds and music out of pretty much anything with a little imagination and putting your mind to it!

  Stan Freberg

  Sound And Music, Imagination, Mind

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• The story of Little Blue Riding Hood is true. Only the color has been changed to prevent an investigation.

  Stan Freberg

  Blue, Color, Riding

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• Well, we're all a little hostile every now and then, some of us are able to sublimate, others of us can't adjust. You know how it is.

  Stan Freberg

  Littles, Able, Now And Then

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• All women are troublemakers who take the money their husbands need desperately for a new and better speaker, and selfishly squander it on things like shoes for the children, homogenized milk, or perhaps A SECOND DRESS!

  Stan Freberg

  Children, Husband, Shoes

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• Most folks call them green onions, but
  they're really scallions.

  Stan Freberg

  Onions, Green, Folks

  Song: Christmas Dragnet

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• Who are taking to the witch burning Saturday night?

  Stan Freberg

  Night, Burning, Witch

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• Black is a great color!!! it sets off your wig!

  Stan Freberg

  Color, Black, Wigs

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