Garrison Keillor Quotes - Page 8

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• In romance, as in life, you only learn when you're losing.

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  Romance, Losing

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• To choose Norm Coleman over Walter Mondale is like going to a great steakhouse and ordering the tuna sandwich.

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  Tuna, Sandwiches, Norm

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• I love rhymes; I love to write a poem about New York and rhyme 'oysters' with 'The Cloisters.' And 'The lady from Knoxville who bought her brassieres by the boxful.' I just feel a sort of small triumph.

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  New York, Writing, Oysters

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• Selective ignorance, a cornerstone of child rearing. You don't put kids under surveillance: it might frighten you. Parents should sit tall in the saddle and look upon their troops with a noble and benevolent and extremely nearsighted gaze.

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  Children, Ignorance, Kids

  Garrison Keillor (1990). “Leaving Home”, p.22, Penguin

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• Those people on daytime TV talking about how their parents never gave them the positive feedback they needed and that's why they shot them- those are not Minnesotans.

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  Talking, People, Parent

  Garrison Keillor (2004). “Homegrown Democrat: A Few Plain Thoughts from the Heart of America”, p.9, Penguin

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• All fiction comes from a little bit of reality, otherwise it would have no relevance. The fun is in innovation, take something real like this fair, and make it something larger than life.

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  Fun, Real, Innovation

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• People meet writers and are bowled over when the writer is friendly to them and invites them to his house for a glass of wine or to shoot up heroin or whatever they do, and they talk their heads off, and a year later it comes out in a book, and there follow years of bitter and fruitless litigation, and that is why you should always keep a writer at arm's length.

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  Book, Wine, Glasses

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• For me, the monologue was the favorite thing I had done in radio. It was based on writing, but in the end it was radio, it was standing up and leaning forward into the dark and talking, letting words come out of you.

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  Writing, Dark, Talking

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• Some people have a love of their fellow man in their hearts, and others require a light anesthetic.

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  Heart, Men, Light

  Garrison Keillor (2009). “Life Among the Lutherans”, Augsburg Fortress Pub

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• You're such a big liar you gotta get your neighbor to call your dog.

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  Dog, Liars, Neighbor

  Garrison Keillor (1990). “Lake Wobegon Days”, p.163, Penguin

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• Majestic doesn't appeal to us. We [Americans] like the Grand Canyon better with Clarence and Arlene parked in front of it, smiling.

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  Majestic, Canyons, Grand Canyon

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• The French have a new president, the British will soon have a new P.M., and we envy them as we endure the endless wait for this small dim man to go back to Texas and resume his life.

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  Men, Texas, Envy

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• Humor needs to come in under cover of darkness, in disguise, and surprise people.

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  People, Darkness, Needs

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• The audience is invisible and that's good. Somewhere my voice is drifting through a swine barn and the sound of it seems to perk up the sows' appetite. Or a lady is listening on headphones as she jogs along a beach, running to my cadence. Or a dog sits in front of the radio, head cocked, and the sibilants excite him in some mysterious way. A dog's humorist, that's me.

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  Running, Dog, Beach

  Source: jonathanlowe.wordpress.com

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• Being rich and thin isn't everything.

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  Riches, Rich, Being Rich

  Garrison Keillor (1990). “We Are Still Married: Stories and Letters”, p.193, Penguin

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• A romp in the hay lingers like the first line of a song, but your true love is the one you make a life with and write more than a line about, you write a whole book.

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  True Love, Song, Book

  Garrison Keillor (2004). “Love Me”, p.36, Penguin

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• I don't have a great eye for detail. I leave blanks in all of my stories. I leave out all detail, which leaves the reader to fill in something better.

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  Eye, Details, Stories

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• I thought A Prairie Home Companion would be an interesting thing to do for a summer or so. Public radio was just seven years old in 1974. It was a tiny organization in which a lot of things got started simply because there was all this time to fill. If you wanted to do an hour on Lithuanian folk dancing, you probably could have done it.

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  Summer, Home, Years

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• I have taken so many wrong turns and been so careless with precious things and managed to lose, or break, or leave out in the rain so much that I loved.

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  Taken, Rain, Break

  Garrison Keillor (2004). “Love Me”, p.185, Penguin

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• Liberalism is dead, so dead that Democrats have all become moderate Republicans, and the heavy hand of Big Government is now limp and damp and trembly.

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  Government, Hands, Republican

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• It's important for survival that children have their own experiences, the kind they learn from. The kind their parents arrange for are not as useful. Good parents are the hardest to get rid of.

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  Children, Parent, Survival

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• A good newspaper is never nearly good enough but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever.

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  Joy, Forever, Journalism

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• I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy.

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  Children, Thinking, Age

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• I hiked around town, the air sweet and dry, and was sort of overwhelmed by the perfection of it -- the old courthouse, the train depot, Mount [Jumbo] and Mount Sentinel rising up, the neon bars, the funky festivity of a college town .

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  Sweet, College, Air

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• Never insult a writer. You may find yourself immortalized in ways you may not appreciate.

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  Appreciate, Finding Yourself, May

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