They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
No innocent man buys a gun, and no happy man writes his memoirs.
I'm of an age when if I started to do eulogies, I'd be doing nothing else. You don't want to be remembered? I don't want them to be told to remember me.
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