I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't.
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