Henny Youngman Quotes About Mothers

Quotes about: Mothers

• Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

  Henny Youngman

  Inspirational, Funny, Family

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.

  Henny Youngman

  Mother, Nice, Law

• I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby.

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Hilarious, Mother

• If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Mother, Jobs

• Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.

  Henny Youngman

  Mother, Law, Cuckoos

• I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it.

  Henny Youngman

  Mother, Law, House

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