Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
There is certainly no defence or water -proof garment against adverse fortune which is, on the whole, so effectual as an habitual sense of humor.
Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree.
Not living in fear is a great gift, because certainly these days we do it so much. And do you know what I like about comedy? You can't laugh and be afraid at the same time - of anything. If you're laughing, I defy you to be afraid.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
But, as my mother used to tell me, two wrongs don't make a right. But I soon figured out that three left turns do.
A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
"Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you’d get dressed up in a nurse’s outfit and give me a sponge bath?" "Actually, I think you misheard," Clary said. "It was Simon who promised you the sponge bath." "As soon as I’m back on my feet, handsome," "I knew we should have left you a rat," said Jace.
Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.
Investigation?" Isabelle laughed. "Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have code names." "Good idea," said Jace. "I shall be Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein.
Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking everything praiseworthy in human life.
Nothing is so galling to a people not broken in from birth as a paternal, or, in other words, a meddling government, a government which tells them what to read, and say, and eat, and drink and wear.
A joke was not a single-use item but something you brought out again and again until it fell apart in your hand like a cheap umbrella.
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Laughter is an instant vacation.
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
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