A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all.
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
If people did not sometimes do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.
The oil and wine of merry meeting.
Humor is such a strong weapon, such a strong answer.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Humor is not a mood but a way of looking at the world. So if it is correct to say that humor was stamped out in Nazi Germany, that does not mean that people were not in good spirits, or anything of that sort, but something much deeper and more important.
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
One parody is worth a thousand polemics.
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
Every Joke is a Tiny Revolution
The status quo sucks.
I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
There is more to life than increasing its speed.
Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.
It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
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