Where do I find the time for not reading so many books?
The extraordinary ability of a woman to forget is not the same as the talent of a lady not to be able to remember.
Medicine: "Your money and your life!
Today's literature: prescriptions written by patients.
Family life is an encroachment on private life.
Stupidity gets up early; that is why events are accustomed to happening in the morning.
I master only the language of others. Mine does with me what it wants.
The world is a prison in which solitary confinement is preferable.
Journalist: a person without any ideas but with an ability to express them; a writer whose skill is improved by a deadline: the more time he has, the worse he writes.
Psychology is a bus that accompanies an airplane.
Stupidity is an elemental force for which no earthquake is a match.
I knew a man who carried his education in his vest pocket because there was more room there than in his head.
A bibliophile has approximately the same relationship to literature as a philatelist to geography.
Language is the mother of thought, not its handmaiden.
Children play soldier. That makes sense. But why do soldiers play children?
If someone calls me vain and mean, I know that he trusts me and has something to confess to me.
A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.
A writer is someone who can make a riddle out of an answer.
Immortality is the only thing which doesn't tolerate being postponed.
A white lie is always pardonable. But he who tells the truth without compulsion merits no leniency.
The sound principle of a topsy-turvy lifestyle in the framework of an upside-down world order has stood every test.
The development of technology will leave only one problem: the infirmity of human nature.
Progress, under whose feet the grass mourns and the forest turns into paper from which newspaper plants grow, has subordinated the purpose of life to the means of subsistence and turned us into the nuts and bolts for our tools.
My unconscious knows more about the consciousness of the psychologist than his consciousness knows about my unconscious.
Matrimony is the union of meanness and martyrdom.
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