I love magazines. It's such McNugget kind of information.
We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.
I burned out my drawing hand by using it too much. The common word for it is writer's cramp. The fancy words for it are focal dystonia. The symptom in my case was a pinky finger that went spastic when I tried to draw.
I should have written that down. - Dilbert
Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.
Writers tend to work early in the morning, or late at night, when brains are naturally able to focus deeply on one thought. In the middle of the day, distractions are unavoidable. I wonder if anything worthwhile has ever been written in the afternoon.
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car.
I'm predicting that we'll finally have a computer will search my e-mail automatically and delete every message that begins with 'thought you'd be interested,' and then give an electrical shock to the sender to remind him or her to stop send that kind of message.
I think the pleasure of completed work is what makes blogging so popular. You have to believe most bloggers have few if any actual readers. The writers are in it for other reasons. Blogging is like work, but without coworkers thwarting you at every turn. All you get is the pleasure of a completed task.
As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.
Your inability to see other possibilities and your lack of vocabulary are your brain's limits, not the universe's.
Your business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.
A matador is a guy who didn't have enough people skills to be promoted to serial killer.
As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material.
The world isn't fair, but as long as it's tilting in my direction, I find that there's a natural cap to my righteous indignation.
Swing your partner, dosey-do, now clap your hands... uh-oh, that's all the square dance moves I know... I'll bluff the rest. Slap your partner in the face, Write bad checks all over the place, Flirt with strangers, annoy your spouse, Get a divorce and lose your house, ...uh... dosey-do.
I try to manage my day by my circadian rhythms because the creativity is such an elusive thing, and I could easily just stomp over it doing my administrative stuff.
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