Wet Dogs Quotes

• The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Funny, Dog, Humor

  Ambrose Bierce (2001). “The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary”, p.13, University of Georgia Press

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• Barking dogs may occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot!

  Konrad Lorenz

  Dog, Men, Laughing

  "On Aggression".

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• People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross.

  Pamela Anderson

  Dog, Rain, Smell

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• I like girls who like the countryside, put on walking boots and can bend with the wind a bit. If you're going to live with me, you need to be able to embrace the countryside and wet dogs.

  Jay Kay

  Girl, Dog, Wind

  "Jay Kay: 'Getting an award on Top Gear is better than getting a Grammy'". Daily Mirror Interview, www.mirror.co.uk. October 31, 2010.

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• No one here likes a wet dog.

  Billy Collins

  Dog, Likes, Wet

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• The truth I do not stretch or shove
  When I state the dog is full of love.
  I've also proved, by actual test,
  A wet dog is the lovingest.

  Ogden Nash

  Dog, Tests, States

  Ogden Nash, Étienne Delessert (1987). “Ogden Nash's zoo”, Stewart, Tabori and Chang

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• A wet dog is lovingest.

  James Thurber

  Dog, Wet

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• Some men, like a wet dog, sprinkle a shower of advice over you when you are least prepared for a bath.

  Austin O'Malley

  Dog, Men, Advice

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