Smoking A Joint Quotes

• Of course I know how to roll a joint.

  Martha Stewart

  Weed, Marijuana, Bud

  "Scientists figure out how much pot is in a joint", www.foxnews.com. July 19, 2016.

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• I've never heard of anybody smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes you lie around on the floor and look at the ceiling. What's wrong with that?

  Billy Bob Thornton

  Lying, Marijuana, Smoking

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• It just seemed too weird to me. I don't know, maybe they were smoking a joint in the car downstairs from their parents' apartment. I had to go that far to put together a scenario of how they could have possibly recognized me.

  Marc Jacobs

  Car, Smoking, Parent

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• You want to have two guys making out in front of your 4-year-old? It's OK with them. A guy smoking a joint, blowing the smoke into your little kid's face? OK with them. And I'm not exaggerating here. This is exactly what the secular movement stands for.

  Bill O'Reilly

  Kids, Years, Two

  "The O'Reilly Factor", www.foxnews.com. September 12, 2003.

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• Frankly, the image of his father wearing bell-bottoms, smoking a joint, and calling his mother a “totally groovy chick” was wrong on so many levels he wanted to erase the whole thing from his memory

  Julie James

  Mother, Memories, Father

  Julie James (2012). “About That Night”, p.242, Penguin

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• You go to jail for drinking beer and then walking with your bike. You go to jail for smoking a joint. For abortion. This is a nihilist policy which hurts people.

  Janusz Palikot

  Hurt, Drinking, Beer

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• There's a long tradition of teen comedies where the kids are getting drunk on beer and whatever else, so smoking a joint to me is no worse than having a beer. So, if someone has a problem with it, I'll just tell them to relax.

  James Franco

  Kids, Beer, Long

  "Pineapple Express - James Franco interview". Interview with Rob Carnevale, www.indielondon.co.uk.

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• I was a heavy drinker, but the alcohol affected my heart rather than my liver. So I stopped. I smoke grass now. I say that to everybody, because marijuana should be legalized. It's ridiculous that it isn't. If at the end of the day I feel like smoking a joint I do it. It changes the perception of what I've been through all day.

  Robert Altman

  Heart, Marijuana, Smoking

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• If somebody is smoking a joint in a movie, I say it's a cigarette - a big cigarette if it's a Cheech and Chong movie.

  Eminem

  Smoking, Joints, Cigarette

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