Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.
He is in a constant state of stage fright, he says, because he never knows what part of his life he is going to have to act in next
I think you guys are going to have to come up with a lot of wonderful new lies, or people just aren't going to want to go on living.
People aren’t supposed to look back. I’m certainly not going to do it anymore.
And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep.
There is no beginning, no middle, no end, no suspense, no moral, no causes, no effects. What we love in our books are the depths of many marvelous moments seen all at one time.
It is just an illusion here on Earth that one moment follows another one, like beads on a string, and that once a moment is gone, it is gone forever.
Americans, like human beings everywhere, believe many things that are obviously untrue, the monograph went on. Their most destructive untruth is that it is very easy for any American to make money. They will not acknowledge how in fact how hard money is to come by, and, therefore, those who have no money blame and blame and blame themselves.
That's one thing Earthlings might learn to do, if they tried hard enough: Ignore the awful times and concentrate on the good ones.
If I hadn’t spent so much time studying Earthlings," said the Tralfamadorian, "I wouldn’t have any idea what was meant by 'free will.' I've visited thirty-one inhabited planets in the universe, and I have studied reports on one hundred more. Only on Earth is there any talk of free will.
When a Tralfamadorian sees a corpse, all he thinks is that the dead person is in bad condition in the particular moment, but that the same person is just fine in plenty of other moments. Now, when I myself hear that somebody is dead, I simply shrug and say what the Tralfamadorians say about dead people, which is "So it goes.
The gun made a ripping sound like the opening of a zipper on the fly of God Almighty.
All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.
I have told my sons that they are not under any circumstances to take part in massacres, and that the news of massacres of enemies is not to fill them with satisfaction or glee. I have also told them not to work for companies which make massacre machinery, and to express contempt for people who think we need machinery like that.
Why you? Why us for that matter? Why anything? Because this moment simply is.
There is nothing intelligent to say about a massacre.
The most important thing I learned [...] was that when a person dies he only appears to die. He is still very much alive in the past, so it is very silly for people to cry at his funeral. All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
I am a Tralfamadorian, seeing all time as you might see a stretch of the Rocky Mountains. All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or explanations. It simply is.
Listen: Billy Pilgrim has come unstuck in time.
It is so short and jumbled and jangled, Sam, because there is nothing intelligent to say about a massacre. Everybody is supposed to be dead, to never say anything or want anything ever again. Everything is supposed to be very quiet after a massacre, and it always is, except for the birds. And what do the birds say? All there is to say about a massacre, things like "Poo-tee-weet?
Ignore the awful times, and concentrate on the good ones.
Before you kill somebody, make absolutely sure he isn't well connected. So it goes.
And what do the birds say? All there is to say about a massacre, things like "Poo-tee-weet?
How nice -- to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
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