Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger.
A pleasant aperitif, as well as a good chaser for a short quick whiskey, as well again for a fine supper drink, is beer.
A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there's more conversation.
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
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