Rugby is a game for the mentally deficient... That is why it was invented by the British. Who else but an Englishman could invent an oval ball?
Your hands can't catch what your eyes can't see.
Im a huge Rugby Union fan, which is a bit like American football - but tougher.
No leadership, no ideas. Not even enough imagination to thump someone in the line-up when the ref wasn't looking.
I may not have been very tall or very athletic, but the one thing I did have was the most effective backside in world rugby.
Rugby may have many problems, but the gravest is undoubtedly that of the persistence of summer.
I like to think I play rugby as it should be played - there are no yellow or red cards in my collection - but I cannot say I'm an angel.
Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care.
Those props are as cunning as a bag o' weasels.
My goodness, that wee ball's gone so high there'll be snow on it when it comes down.
I don’t believe in magic. I believe in hard work.
I want you to be forever strong on the field, so that you will be forever strong off the field.
Rugby has always been a game for all shapes and sizes. You have the superstars and the fast guys who score the tries, but you also need the workhorses and the people who play all the other roles. Unless they all work together as a team then it's really going to affect the performance. Everyone's got to rely on everyone else.
It doesn't matter in any game of rugby how many points the opposition scores, as long as we score more!
I played rugby for years, and I had a rugby jacket that I lost when I was 14. Somehow, my brother found it in storage 15 years later, and he gave it back to me for my 30th birthday. That was amazing and probably one of the best gifts I've ever received.
There are only two excuses you can use for missing rugby training - death and docking!
For Irishmen, there is no football game to match rugby and if all our young men played rugby not only would we beat England and Wales but France and the whole lot of them put together.
I was a big rugby player and into my motocross, so I lost loads of weight and a rumor went around the town that I had picked up a drug addiction!
Head coach of the England team demands management skills that Brian does not have. We had a head coach who wanted one thing, other coaches who wanted other things. The players hadn't a clue what was going on. Somehow we'd managed to turn our World Cup campaign into a Monty Python sketch - called The Life of Brian.
In my youth I thought I was going to be a professional rugby player.
Who else but an Englishman could invent an oval ball.
Sport was an obvious favourite of mine, and not only golf. I was, and still am, a big rugby fan.
My dad played rugby, so I used to watch a lot of rugby union and rugby league.
My favourite sport at school was rugby. All sports are teamwork, but rugby particularly is about teamwork and I think teamwork is the essence of this.
I know American football. I know a little bit about soccer. I know baseball, I know basketball. But, rugby is a foreign language.
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