Ponchos Quotes

• It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho!

  Noel Fielding

  Unhappy, Impossible

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• Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness.

  Noel Fielding

  Funny, Humor, Imagine

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• At any minute, I am four minutes from a poncho.

  Demetri Martin

  Four, Minutes

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• There will be a guy in a yellow poncho, his name is Hank, he will take you to the whopper lair.

  Dane Cook

  Names, Yellow, Guy

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• I'm so not interesting in having to try and make something out of foil." What, you didn't like the poncho with wraparound leggings?" It was beyond hideou- wait a minute. You watch that show?" My mom loves it." But your suppose to be sulking in the basement getting ready to light fires." What can I say? I'm a failure as a teenager. I watch TV with my mom.

  Elizabeth Scott

  Mom, Teenager, Fire

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• Early on, I used to think it was really cool and macho to jump out of the car and tackle the bad guy. But then when you see the stunts in the movie, you realize it could've been a lady in a poncho.

  Charlie Sheen

  Thinking, Car, Guy

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