Office Supplies Quotes

• It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.

  Woody Allen

  Sarcastic, Sarcasm, Years

  "A Look at Organized Crime" by Woody Allen in "Disquiet, Please! More Humor Writing from the New Yorker" by David Remnick, Henry Finder, (p. 364), 2008.

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• Saw that I could make more money in one pot than what was in that entire paycheck selling a week of office supplies

  Doyle Brunson

  Office, Saws, Week

  "Poker Legend Doyle Brunson Tells His Story (Part 2)". Interview with Nolan Dalla, www.pokerstarsschool.com. May, 2003.

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• An entrepreneur is someone that steals office supplies from home and brings them to work.

  Auren Hoffman

  Home, Office, Entrepreneur

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• I think this is when most people give up on their stories. They come out of college wanting to change the world, wanting to get married, wanting to have kids and change the way people buy office supplies. But they get into the middle and discover it was harder than they thought. They can't see the distant shore anymore, and they wonder if their paddling is moving them forward. None of the trees behind them are getting smaller and none of the trees ahead are getting bigger. They take it out on their spouses, and they go looking for an easier story.

  Donald Miller

  Giving Up, Moving, Kids

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• If you always use your stapler in one place, keep it there, instead of thinking that all the office supplies should go in one place. I've moved a lot of things around in my house because of that.

  Gretchen Rubin

  Thinking, Office, House

  Source: www.goodhousekeeping.com

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