The love boat has crashed against the everyday.
I love boats. I can be on a boat for days.
On my tombstone, I want written: 'He never did 'Love Boat!''
When I did a Love Boat, it would go to so many different countries, and I would travel there and get this incredible response!
Do you know what our suicide rate would be if we didn't have television? Do you know how much happiness I've brought to people who couldn't get out of the house but could watch Love Boat?
I devoured TV - everything from Super Friends in the morning to Dukes of Hazzard and The Love Boat and Fantasy Island at night. I watched it all. There were only four channels, so you could actually consume all of television if you were good at changing the channel.
One of my first jobs was on a lesbian cruise. I was the ship comedian for the Lesbian Love Boat.
Retirement, it seems, is the final fling. The love boat, the trip-around-the-world.
Like Andy Warhol and unlike God Almighty, Larry King does not presume to judge; all celebrities are equal in his eyes, saints and sinners alike sharing the same 'Love Boat' voyage into the dark beyond, a former sitcom star as deserving of pious send-off as Princess Diana.
I did a 'Love Boat!' And based on my trip on the 'Love Boat,' I said, 'I'd just as soon not do 'Fantasy Island.''
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