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• Once I lived in time as a fish in water, breathing it, drinking it, sustained by it. Now I kill time and time kills me.

  J. M. Coetzee

  Time, Drinking, Breathing

  J. M. Coetzee, David Attwell (1992). “Doubling the Point: Essays and Interviews”, p.209, Harvard University Press

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• My phone is trying to kill me. It is a battery-charged rectangle of disappointment and possibility. It is a technological pacifier.

  Amy Poehler

  Disappointment, Technology, Phones

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• I have a deep-seated respect for parrots. As gifted as I am with all other wildlife, parrots have this uncanny desire to kill me. I'm not sure why, but they're like my kryptonite!

  Steve Irwin

  Kryptonite, Desire, Wildlife

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• You may pluck out my eyes, but that cannot kill me. You may chop off my nose, but that will not kill me. But blast my belief in God, and I am dead.

  Mahatma Gandhi

  God, Eye, Noses

  Mahatma Gandhi (1976). “Collected Works”

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• When you have a certain fitness projection, it's going to give you an advantage. Having strength, stamina and speed is important because I'm working with dogs who can kill me.

  Cesar Millan

  Dog, Giving, Important

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• Don’t kill me,” he sobbed as he lay there. “Oh God, please don’t kill me.” “If you had let me finish,” Skulduggery said, slightly annoyed, “you would have heard me say, ‘Come out, we’re not going to hurt you’. Idiot.” “He probably wouldn’t have said idiot,” Valkyrie told the sobbing man. “We’re trying our best to be nice.” The man blinked through his tears, and looked up. “You’re... You’re not going to kill me?” “No, we’re not,” Valkyrie said gently, “so long as you wipe your nose right now.

  Derek Landy

  Hurt, Nice, Men

  Derek Landy (2010). “Mortal Coil (Skulduggery Pleasant, Book 5)”, p.18, HarperCollins UK

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• Peter is ... adjusting. He's back in school, and he's doing quite well. I wish you could find it in your heart to forgive him." "I've got this funny resentful streak about people who try to kill me.

  Josh Lanyon

  Heart, School, People

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• That's what I love about fire, how it would kill me as quick as anybody else. How it can't know I'm its mother. It's so beautiful and powerful and beyond feeling anything for anybody, that's what I love about fire.

  Chuck Palahniuk

  Beautiful, Mother, Powerful

  Chuck Palahniuk (2012). “Invisible Monsters Remix”, p.122, W. W. Norton & Company

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• Could I tell them I was sorry their loved one was dead, when he’d tried to kill me? There was no rule of etiquette for this; even my grandmother would have been stymied.

  Charlaine Harris

  Sympathy, Sorry, Grandmother

  Charlaine Harris (2009). “Sookie Stackhouse 8-copy Boxed Set”, p.1137, Penguin

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• No," said Simon. "I know we're not much compared to you, but we don't kill our friends. We try to save them. If Heaven didn't want it that way, we ought to have been given the ability to love." He shoved his hair back, baring the Mark more fully. "No, you don't need to help me. But if you don't, there's nothing stopping me from calling you up again and again, now that I know you can't kill me. Think of it as me leaning on you Heavenly doorbell... forever.

  Cassandra Clare

  Thinking, Hair, Forever

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• Many friends have expressed concern that a religious fanatic will try to kill me when I go to Africa. After all, I’ll be speaking out against a crime many fundamentalists consider a holy practice. I’m sure my work will be dangerous, and I admit to being scared…. But my faith tells me to be strong, that God led me down this path for a reason. He has work for me to do. This is my mission. And I believe that long before the day I was born, God chose the day I will die, so I can’t change that. In the meantime, I might as well take a chance, because that’s what I’ve done all my life.

  Waris Dirie

  Religious, Strong, Believe

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• I went to get a detective story. You have to kill time. But time will kill me too - and there´s the true, preestablished balance.

  Simone de Beauvoir

  Balance, Stories, Detectives

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• Anyone who wants to help me doesn't. Anyone who wants to kill me might. Anyone who wants to love me better not.

  Henry Rollins

  Want, Might, Helping

  Henry Rollins (2009). “The Portable Henry Rollins”, p.259, Villard

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• "Another name? Oh, certainly. And when the Faceless Men come to kill me, I'll say, 'No, you have the wrong man, I'm a different dwarf with a hideous facial scar.'" Both Lannisters laughed at the absurdity of it all.

  George R. R. Martin

  Men, Dwarves, Names

  "A Storm of Swords (A Song of Ice and Fire, Book 3)". Book by George R. R. Martin, August 8, 2000.

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• Experts kill me. Economic experts, that is. Corporations, foundations, publications and governments pay them by the bucketful, and they fill buckets with forecasts that change more frequently than white-collar, workers do shirts. What Lies Ahead is the usual title. What Lies would often be more appropriate. If women's hemlines changed as rapidly as an economist's forecasts, the fashion people and the textile industry would be more profitable than any other. In fact, if all the country's economists were laid end to end, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.

  Malcolm Forbes

  Country, Fashion, Lying

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• What kills me is that everybody thinks I like Jazz.

  Samuel L. Jackson

  Music, Thinking, Jazz

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I killed you once", the Lord Ruler said, turning back to Kelsier. "You tried", Kelsier replied, his voice loud and firm, carrying across the square. "But you can't kill me, Lord Tyrant. I represent that thing you've never been able to kill no matter how hard you try. I am hope.

  Brandon Sanderson

  Squares, Tyrants, Voice

  Brandon Sanderson (2010). “Mistborn: The Final Empire”, p.703, Macmillan

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• I'm very hard to catch," says Rue. "And if they can't catch me, they can't kill me. So don't count me out.

  Suzanne Collins

  Rue, Catch Me, Hard

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• Kill me. If you’ve ever been my friend, kill me.

  James Dashner

  Newts, My Friends, Ifs

  James Dashner (2013). “The Maze Runner Complete Collection”, p.1064, Chicken House

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• A classroom . People trying to stick me in classrooms was becoming as predictable and annoying as people trying to kill me, but with less-fun results.

  James Patterson

  Fun, People, Trying

  James Patterson (2009). “Maximum Ride: Max”, p.135, Random House

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• Okay, if this is what falling in love feels like, someone please kill me now. (Not literally, overzealous readers.) But it was all too much - too much emotion, too much happiness, too much longing, perhaps too much ice cream.

  James Patterson

  Falling In Love, Ice Cream, Too Much

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• Kill me, and be cursed. You are no king of mine.

  George R. R. Martin

  Kings, Mines, Cursed

  George R. R. Martin (2011). “A Game of Thrones 4-Book Bundle: A Song of Ice and Fire Series: A Game of Thrones, A Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, and A Feast for Crows”, p.1830, Bantam

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• I'm not insane. This is very simple, very straightforward. Provided he doesn't kill me, its foolproof.

  Josh Lanyon

  Simple, Insane, Straightforward

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