Jeeps Quotes

• In my childhood, America was like a religion. Then, real-life Americans abruptly entered my life - in jeeps - and upset all my dreams.

  Sergio Leone

  Dream, Real, America

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I would like to thank the people who encouraged me to draw army cartoons at a time when the gag man's conception of the army was one of mean ole sergeants and jeeps which jump over mountains.

  Bill Mauldin

  Mean, Army, Men

  "Up Front". Book by Bill Mauldin, 1945.

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• The Jeep is the only true American sports car.

  Enzo Ferrari

  Sports, Sports Cars, Car

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• ... four other pieces of equipment that most senior officers came to regard as among the most vital to our success in Africa and Europe were the bulldozer, the jeep, the 2--ton truck, and the C-47 airplane. Curiously, none of these is designed for combat.

  Dwight D. Eisenhower

  Senior, Airplane, Europe

  DWIGHT D. EISENHOWER “Crusade in Europe”

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• Jeep is America's only real sports car.

  Enzo Ferrari

  Sports, Real, America

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• It doesn't phaze, I amaze wit my phrases
  Play this in your Jeep, so your neighbors lose some sleep
  (I wanna thank you)

  Del tha Funkee Homosapien

  Rap, Sleep, Play

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• I was traveling down the road with a buddy and there's a guy driving around in a jeep with a dead deer strapped to the hood. My buddy says to me you think he's been hunting? Nope, They're probably giving them away with the purchase of every jeep. Here's your sign!

  Bill Engvall

  Thinking, Hunting, Giving

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• Don’t start. I saw Marcie climb inside your Jeep.” “She needed a ride.” I adopted a hands-on-hips pose. “What kind of ride?” “Not that kind of ride,” he said slowly.

  Becca Fitzpatrick

  Hands, Saws, Hips

  Becca Fitzpatrick (2010). “Crescendo”, p.144, Simon and Schuster

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• I'll have you weak in the knees that you could hardly speak,
  Or we could do like Uncle L and swing an ep in my Jeep.

  Q-Tip

  Uncles, Rap, Swings

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• Complainin' to my lawyer how this rookie tried to frisk me...
  Jealous of my jeep, I gave his badge to the chief,
  And got his ass directin' traffic in the heat for a week.

  RZA

  Rap, Jealous, Hip Hop

  Song: Wherever I Go

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• I learnt to drive at around eleven years old. In an old jeep on a field in Colorado. There were lots of ditches. I could barely see over the steering wheel.

  David Lauren

  Years, Colorado, Fields

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• I owned a Ferrari, a Range Rover, a Mercedes 560SL convertible, a Jeep Cherokee and a Nissan 300ZX. I can't remember the intricate decision tree I had to climb in order to determine which one to drive to work on any given day - it probably had something to do with the weather, or which car had more gas in the tank, or upholstery that best matched whatever shirt I happened to throw on that morning.

  Michael J. Fox

  Morning, Order, Weather

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• I shake my head. I pick up the rake and start making the dead-leaf pile neater. A blister pops and stains the rake handle like a tear. Dad nods and walks to the Jeep, keys jangling in his fingers. A mockingbird lands on a low oak branch and scolds me. I rake the leaves out of my throat. Me: "Can you buy some seeds? Flower seeds?

  Laurie Halse Anderson

  Dad, Flower, Keys

  Laurie Halse Anderson (1999). “Speak”, Puffin

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• He gave Marcie a spare to the Jeep—I should park this thing in the ocean, twenty feet under.

  Becca Fitzpatrick

  Ocean, Feet, Twenties

  Becca Fitzpatrick (2013). “The Complete Hush, Hush Saga: includes Hush, Hush; Crescendo; Silence and Finale”, p.462, Simon and Schuster

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• Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep."this car has protective qualities" You mean like a guardian angel?" I mean, like, it has seatbelts

  Janet Evanovich

  Karma, Mean, Angel

  Janet Evanovich (2007). “More Plums in One: Four to Score, High Five, and Hot Six”, p.600, Macmillan

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• I, as school kid, was a member of the Civil Guard, something like today's NCC. We had to salute our officers who went round in jeeps. So I thought one day I will also ride in a jeep and somebody else will salute me.

  Dhirubhai Ambani

  Inspirational, Powerful, School

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• You know it's important to have a Jeep in Los Angeles. That front wheel drive is crucial when it starts to snow on Rodeo Drive.

  Christopher Guest

  Snow, Important, Wheels

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• I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I was worried one of the other drivers would see me, but my jeep is pretty high off the ground, so I think no one noticed. I busted a nut and aimed it down, ruining my tweety bird floor mat. I felt kinda stupid after and my mom kept silent the rest of the drive home. It was awkward and I regret it.

  Zach Braff

  Mom, Regret, Stupid

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• Unfortunately, the Best Lord had condemned both vehicles as unsafe and instead I now leased a Pack Jeep I called Hector. Equipped with dual engines, Hector worked during magic or tech. He didn't go very fast, especially during magic, but so far he hadn't stalled on me either. As long as our high-speed chases stayed under forty-five miles an hour, we would be all set.

  Ilona Andrews

  Long, Magic, Would Be

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