Ikea Quotes - Page 2

Maybe because I can't even put together an IKEA desk, I've never been tempted to think of my own poems as built objects - but I do sometimes imagine them as mathematical constructs.

James Arthur

Thinking, Together, Sometimes

"Poetry As a Way of Thinking: An Interview with James Arthur". Interview with Emilia Phillips, www.32poems.com.

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We got to his place and it looked a lot like his personality. Just a bunch of space filler, nothing to really wow you. It looked like he had bought a lot of stuff from IKEA and then decided to refinish it at home. Everything was neat and tidy, but you wouldn't want any of it for yourself.

Chelsea Handler

Home, Neat And Tidy, Space

Chelsea Handler (2005). “My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands”, p.50, Bloomsbury Publishing USA

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The best thing about Ikea - I'm going to do a quiz here - the names. Do you know what a Floria Fin (ph) is? It's a candle. A Pogestra (ph) - table. A Bar Grick (ph) is a plate, an Eterleeg (ph) is a wine glass and a Scuggle (ph) is the name of my third nipple.

Greg Gutfeld

Wine, Names, Glasses

Source: www.foxnews.com

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You know I used to work at Ikea, selling over 7,000 products. Give me a number between 1-7,000 I'll tell you about it. Sorry out of stock, lucky you chose that one.

Milton Jones

Funny, Sorry, Humor

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I mean, I never liked being told what to do. It's one of the reasons I dropped out of school.

Dave Grohl

Mean, School, Reason

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In my home office, I built a custom sit-stand desk to which I connected a big, kidney shaped glass top which I got for cheap at Ikea. Kidney-shaped desk tops are, I think, the most efficient of all possible desk shapes.

William Gurstelle

Home, Thinking, Glasses

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I worked at Ikea as a customer service rep for two years and loved it.

Amber Riley

Years, Two, Customers

"Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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