Happy Married Quotes

• The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all — he sort of rots away, like a pollywog's tail.

  Charles Farrar Browne

  Children, Home, Men

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• If you’re not happy single, your not gonna be happy married.

  Nick Vujicic

  Married, Not Happy, Happy Single

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• Really, this horrid House of Commons quite ruins our husbands for us. I think the Lower House by far the greatest blow to a happy married life that there has been since that terrible thing called the Higher Education of Women was invented.

  Oscar Wilde

  Husband, Thinking, Blow

  Oscar Wilde (2008). “The Importance of Being Earnest and Other Plays: Lady Windermere's Fan; Salome; A Woman of No Importance; An Ideal Husband; The Importance of Being Earnest”, p.205, OUP Oxford

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• My own sex life is very monogamous and happy . . . just a happy married sex life!

  Tom Ford

  Sex, Married, Life Is

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• I am done with the hour-long [true crime] shows: "She was a happy married wife. Everything was perfect. Until the trip to Aruba."

  Billy Lawrence

  Long, Perfect, Wife

  Source: www.vulture.com

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