Gym Teacher Quotes

• I lived in a town of 400 until I was like nine or ten. My dad coached all the sports - he was a gym teacher and health teacher for grades K-12

  January Jones

  Sports, Teacher, Dad

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• Heavy Metal is the most conservative of all loud music. Let's face it, not even a gym teacher could get as many people to dress alike.

  Jello Biafra

  Teacher, People, Dresses

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• I had a classic gym teacher in junior high who wore a weightlifter's belt all the time.

  Danny McBride

  Teacher, Juniors, Junior High

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• In my school, people liked the gym teachers because they were the football or soccer coaches. But look, if they're cool, they get respect.

  Danny McBride

  Soccer, Football, Teacher

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• None of us grew up feeling like winners. So thank you to the bullies, to the popular kids, to the gym teachers who taunted us, who rejected us and who made fun of the way we ran. Without you we never would have gone into comedy.

  Steven Levitan

  Teacher, Fun, Kids

  "The 65th Primetime Emmy Awards". "Synopsis" by IMDb.com, www.imdb.com. 2013.

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• You think when gym teachers were younger, they're thinking, "You know, I want to teach...but I don't want to read. How about kickball for 40 years?"

  Jim Gaffigan

  Funny, Teacher, Humor

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• My mom is a gym teacher, and shes not musically inclined, but she always wanted to help me out with music as best she could.

  Annaleigh Ashford

  Mom, Teacher, Helping

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• The gym teacher's name was Mr. Caruso. Mr. Caruso did
  not speak English. He spoke 'Gym.' One day I was playing
  basketball and Mr. Caruso told me I would have to get
  an athletic supporter. He didn't express himself exactly
  that way, though. He said, 'Hey, you, one day you're gonna
  go up for a rebound and the family jewels aren't gonna
  go with ya.' I had no idea what he was talking about.
  Next day I showed up for practice without my watch and
  my mezuzah. He said, 'Did ya take care of the family jewels?'
  I said, 'I left 'em in my locker.' Took us a half hour to
  revive Mr. Caruso.

  Tommy Lasorda

  Basketball, Teacher, Speak English

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• Crosses?" "Definitely" "Why?" "Because they're evil, soulless, bloodsucking fiends?" "So was my sixth-grade gym teacher, but he wasn't afraid of a cross.

  Rachel Caine

  Teacher, Evil, Crosses

  Rachel Caine (2009). “Glass Houses”, p.101, Allison & Busby

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• Mia: I can't do this, I'm a girl. Gym Teacher Harbula: What am I? A duck?

  Anne Hathaway

  Girl, Teacher, Ducks

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