Graduation Speech Quotes - Page 3

• ... I could have said something profound, but you would have forgotten it in 15 minutes - which is the afterlife of a graduation speech.

  Art Buchwald

  Afterlife, Funny Graduation, Profound

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• I was also going to give a graduation speech in Arizona this weekend. But with my accent, I was afraid they would try to deport me.

  Arnold Schwarzenegger

  Weekend, Giving, Trying

  "Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes About Arizona In Emory Commencement Speech: They’d Deport Me". www.huffingtonpost.com. May 25, 2011.

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