Glocks Quotes

• My own idea of a $5,500 .45 auto is a used Volkswagon with a Glock 30 in the glove box.

  Massad Ayoob

  Ideas, Gloves, Used

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• Between your faith and my Glock nine millimeter, I'll take the Glock.

  Arnold Schwarzenegger

  Nine

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• Lose the chrome-plated sissy pistol and get yourself a Glock.

  Tommy Lee Jones

  Pistols, Chrome, Sissy

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• That's what Glocks are. High-precision killing machines that scream "Daddy Issues.

  Richard Kadrey

  Issues, Daddy, Machines

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• Put your hands where I can see 'em, so they look like 12 PM
  On the dot, see this Glock? Don't make me give these shells freedom.

  Elzhi

  Rap, Hands, Pms

  Song: Hands Up, Album: The Preface

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• I go to church strapped with a 45 glock.

  Master P

  Religious, Religion, Church

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• I have Glocks, .45s, Berettas, Remingtons. I like the marksmanship and the discipline that it takes to be a gun owner. I like the machinery. Being able to take it out and clean it is even more fascinating than having the gun.

  Bernie Mac

  Gun, Discipline, Able

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• SOME GIRLS WEAR PRADA. SOME GIRLS WEAR GLOCK 17 SHORT RECOIL SPRING-LOADED SEMIAUTOMATIC PISTOLS WITH A LOADED CHAMBER INDICATOR AND A NONSLIP GRIP. - T-SHIRT

  Darynda Jones

  Girl, Spring, Pistols

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Second Grave On The Left: Number 2 in series”, p.92, Hachette UK

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• There once was a man name Barack,
  Whose re-election came as a shock.
  He raised the taxes I pay,
  And then turned marriage gay.
  And now he's coming after your glock.

  Stephen Colbert

  Gay, Men, Gun

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• Ghostface, catch the blast of a hype verse,
  My glock bursts, leave in a hearse, I did worse.
  I come rough, tough like an elephant tusk,
  Ya head rush, fly like Egyptian musk.

  Ghostface Killah

  Rap, Elephants, Hype

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• Will someone please explain to me the logic that says we can trust someone with a Boeing 747 in bad weather, but not with a Glock 9mm?

  Zell Miller

  Weather, September 11, Boeing

  "Guns in cockpit bill passes the Senate / Measure would let pilots volunteer to be deputized" by Matthew L. Wald, www.sfgate.com. September 6, 2002.

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• He said she went around with her feelings out in front of her with an arm around the feelings' windpipe and a Glock 9mm. to the feelings' temple like a terrorist with a hostage, daring you to shoot.

  David Foster Wallace

  Feelings, Arms, Temples

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• If the Founding Fathers could have looked into a crystal ball and seen AK-47s and Glock semi-automatic pistols, I think they would say, you know, 'That's not really what we mean when we say bear arms.'

  Michael Moore

  Father, Mean, Thinking

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• I’ll be real discreet,” Tank said. As discreet as a six-foot-six, no-neck guy weighing three hundred and fifty pounds, all dressed in black SWAT clothes, with a Glock holstered at his side could be.

  Janet Evanovich

  Real, Feet, Clothes

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• Kincaid, evidently exhausted himself, drew a gun, took the safety off, placed it on his chest, and went to sleep too. "It's cute," I whispered to Murphy. "He has a teddy Glock.

  Jim Butcher

  Cute, Sleep, Gun

  Jim Butcher (2010). “The Dresden Files Collection 7-12”, p.2471, Penguin

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