Glaucoma Quotes

• I have glaucoma, so use eye drops both morning and night.

  Reverend Malcolm Boyd

  Morning, Eye, Night

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• The only way to predict if there's a cloud on your horizon due to glaucoma is to get tested. No matter what the diagnosis, the forecast is for clear vision in the years ahead.

  Willard Scott

  Clouds, Years, Vision

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• It's simply a tragedy that anyone today goes blind from glaucoma, when it's so unnecessary.

  Willard Scott

  Tragedy, Today, Unnecessary

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• It seems The Journal of Neurology reports that the longer you smoke, the less likely you are to develop Parkinson's disease. So what are they telling us? Follow me guys. Remember, a couple of months ago, doctors said drinking a glass of alcohol every day was good for your heart. Smoking prevents Parkinson's disease. Marijuana is good for glaucoma. Sex is good for your prostate. You know, screw health care. Let's party!

  Jay Leno

  Sex, Couple, Party

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• Medical marijuana users are now lobbying for the right to carry firearms. Because no one is a better shot than a stoned old man with glaucoma.

  Conan O'Brien

  Marijuana, Men, Lobbying

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• I'm nearsighted in my right eye, have glaucoma in my left, and the nerves in my hands are on Medicare. Basically, I'm on the wrong end of a short sale.

  Gary McCord

  Eye, Hands, Nerves

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• When I was little, I got into a little accident, and it gave me congenital glaucoma in both of my eyes.

  Fetty Wap

  Eye, Littles, Accidents

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• Leaving your ears open to the suggestions of others only closes the mind's eye, thereby creating a type of spiritual glaucoma.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Spiritual, Eye, Creating

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• I smoke goody, no glaucoma.

  Drake

  Humble, Smoking, Smoke

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