Funny Soccer Quotes - Page 2

• I'm as happy as I can be-but I have been happier.

  Ugo Ehiogu

  Soccer, Football, Footy

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• Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans always win.

  Gary Lineker

  Funny, Soccer, Sports

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• Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesborough.

  Jonathan Woodgate

  Funny, Soccer, Football

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• Some people tell me that we professional players are soccer slaves. Well, if this is slavery, give me a life sentence.

  Bobby Charlton

  Soccer, Sports, Football

  1960 Quoted in Peter Ball and Phil Shaw The Book of Football Quotations (1989).

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• All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed.

  Mitchell Thomas

  Funny, Soccer, Football

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• We've got nothing to lose, and there's no point losing this game

  Bobby Robson

  Soccer, Games, Losing

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• At the end of the day, the Arsenal fans demand that we put eleven players on the pitch

  Don Howe

  Soccer, Player, The End Of The Day

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• I'm sure sex wouldn't be so rewarding as this World Cup. It's not that sex isn't good but the World Cup is every four years and sex is not.

  Ronaldo

  Soccer, Sex, Years

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• I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing.

  Ade Akinbiyi

  Soccer, Sunday, Games

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• Real possession football, this. And Zico's lost it

  John Helm

  Soccer, Football, Real

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• Well we got nine and you can't score more than that

  Bobby Robson

  Soccer, Nine, Newcastle United

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• That goal surprised most people, least of all myself

  Garth Crooks

  Soccer, People, Goal

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• I think Charlie George was one of Arsenal's all time great players. A lot of people might not agree with that, but I personally do

  Jimmy Greaves

  Soccer, Player, Thinking

  Jimmy Greaves, Ian St John (2009). “Saint And Greavsie's Funny Old Games”, p.196, Hachette UK

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• It's a Renaissance, or put more simply, some you win, some you lose

  Des Lynam

  Soccer, Winning, Renaissance

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• Well, Clive, it's all about the two Ms - movement and positioning.

  Ron Atkinson

  Funny, Soccer, Football

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• The opening ceremony was good, although I missed it.

  Graeme Le Saux

  Soccer, Opening Ceremony, Soccer Player

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• And Ritchie has now scored 11 goals, exactly double the number he scored last season

  Alan Parry

  Soccer, Numbers, Goal

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• The Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23!

  Kevin Keegan

  Soccer, Sports, Player

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• When I go to the press conference before the game, in my mind the game has already started...

  Jose Mourinho

  Motivational, Soccer, Games

  "Look, listen and learn" by Simon Garfield, www.theguardian.com. May 12, 2007.

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• And that's Aston Villa's first league goal since their last one.

  Elton Welsby

  Soccer, League, Goal

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• Football is a game of skill, we kicked them a bit and they kicked us a bit.

  Graham Roberts

  Soccer, Football, Games

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• We have been saying this, both pre season and before the season started

  Len Ashurst

  Soccer, Has Beens, Seasons

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• I wouldn't be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league.

  Mark Viduka

  Inspirational, Motivational, Soccer

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• The beauty of Cup football is that Jack always has a chance of beating Goliath.

  Terry Butcher

  Soccer, Football, Cups

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• There's no in between-you're either good or bad. We were in between.

  Gary Lineker

  Funny, Soccer, Football

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