Funny Famous Last Words Quotes - Page 2

• I think you're right, Wyatt. I can't see a God damn thing.

  Morgan Earp

  Thinking, Damn, Last Words

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• Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

  John Barrymore

  Bad Ass, Atheism, Famous Last Words

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Why not? After all, it belongs to him.

  Charlie Chaplin

  Bad Ass, Why Not, Famous Last Words

  "Fictional character: Henri Verdoux". "Monsieur Verdoux", 1947.

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• I have something to say: it's better to burn out, than to fade away.

  Clancy Brown

  Lovely, Highlander, Famous Last Words

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• I did not know that we had ever quarreled.

  Henry David Thoreau

  Last Words, Positive Atheism, Knows

  Henry David Thoreau, James Henry Daugherty (1967). “Henry David Thoreau: a man for our time”

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• Why do you weep? Did you think I was immortal?

  Louis XIV

  Death, Kings, Thinking

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• I knew it. I knew it. Born in a hotel room - and God damn it - died in a hotel room.

  Eugene O'Neill

  Dying, Rooms, Famous Last Words

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• Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.

  George Sanders

  Suicide, Sweet, Good Luck

  "Oscars: The Sad Stories of 9 Acting Nominees Who Committed Suicide" by Scott Feinberg, www.hollywoodreporter.com. February 26, 2014.

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• A miserable, self-destructive, death rocker...better to burn out than to fade away.

  Kurt Cobain

  Self, Miserable, Highlander

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• I know not what tomorrow will bring.

  Fernando Pessoa

  Tomorrow, Last Words, Knows

  Fernando Pessoa (2006). “A Little Larger Than the Entire Universe: Selected Poems”, p.28, Penguin

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• I love you Sarah. For all eternity, I love you.

  James K. Polk

  Love, Dying, Eternity

  Last words, spoken to his wife on June 15, 1849. "Famous Last Words: The Ultimate Collection of Finales and Farewells" by Laura Ward, 2004.

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• This is the last of earth! I am content.

  John Quincy Adams

  Death, Dying, Earth

  Quoted in William H. Seward, Eulogy of John Quincy Adams Before Legislature of New York (1848)

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• I am curious to see what happens in the next world to one who dies unshriven.

  Pietro Perugino

  World, Next, Famous Last Words

  Last words, 1523.

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• Do you hear the rain? Do you hear the rain?

  Jessica Dubroff

  Rain, Dying, Famous Last Words

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• Did you think I was immortal?

  Cardinal Richelieu

  Thinking, Famous Last Words, Immortal

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• I am about to - or I am going to - die; either expression is correct.

  Dominique Bouhours

  Funny, War, Humor

  "Mother Tongue". Book by Bill Bryson, July 1990.

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• It's better to burn out, than to fade away.

  Neil Young

  Death, Running, Believe

  "My My Hey Hey (Out of the Blue)" (song) (1978). The last sentence was quoted by singer-songwriter Kurt Cobain in his suicide note, 8 Apr. 1994. See Richard Cumberland 1

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• Ah, that tastes nice. Thank you.

  Johannes Brahms

  Nice, Dying, Taste

  Johannes Brahms' last words said after he had a small glass of wine, April 3, 1897.

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